Accept your ‘hule’ behaviour – Court
THE Lusaka Boma Local Court has ordered a 22-year old woman to drink some water, relax and accept that she, indeed, is a promiscuous arrangement commonly known in Zambia as ‘hule’.
Marjory Chileya, barely an adult at 22 years of age, sued one of her sexual partners Donald Zindoka for defamation after he called her a prostitute.
However, at trial, Zindoka managed to convince the court that to men, Marjory was as welcoming as the open doors of Pick’N’Pay and was indeed not stingy with her private parts.
In his defence, Zindoka narrated to the court how Marjory would con him out of money using time-tested methods of Lusaka prostitutes.
“Your honour, at one time, she asked me for money to fund her trip to Copperbelt to see her grandmother. However, she was later spotted in Lusaka by my friends. If that was not enough, she asked for money for the grandma’s fertiliser on the Copperbelt where she claimed she was…and when I sent, she was in Kanyama jiving in pubs”.
In more tantalising detail, Zindoka narrated that to shut him up after he confronted her over her lies, Marjory recorded a video of her playing with the lids on her tunnel of joy whilst releasing fake mourns as if she was attending to a a man.
However, what broke Zindoka’s heart was when he took her swimming to Tiffany’s Canyon and as he was filling his boxer with water, she was collecting phone numbers of some Asian men for a sexual encounter later on.
Zindoka went further to provide screen shots of of Marjory’s Facebook messages as she went on setting sex dates, and making men soil their boxers with glue-like productions.
Shocked at how a cute little girl could turn sexpreneur, the court dismissed the matter with the contempt it deserves noting that, indeed, Marjory deserved the common Cinyanja noun, ‘Hule’.
Kalemba