HERE ARE THE SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING by Dr. Mujajati Aaron.
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health but harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After f***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level
So, always remember that *FASTING* is good for your health. Now go to church instead of sitting here and imagining things. You need Jesus.