A LUSAKA magistrate has been compelled to remind two adults of the opposite sex that marriage is not for wasting time watching Mpali, Zuba or a useless Manchester United game but for ruthless bedroom gymnastics.

In this case, Alice Chibuye, 31 sued her husband of nine years, Chanda, for child support, claiming he had abandoned their home and was sweating away all his energy at his girlfriend’s house since 2019, leaving her to endure four winters alone in bed with hungry children.

Arising from the same, she begged the court to terminate her marriage with runaway husband Chanda but compel him to at least support his children whom he has also abandoned.

However, cornered and annoyed that his sex extension services had been laid bare for all to laugh at, Chanda shot back alleging that his wife was a ‘Zambia Open’ also known as ‘Mama waluse’ who specialised in dancing under married men with better finances than him.

Chanda also added that even the so-called children he was being asked to feed looked nothing like him and were obtained from his wife’s escapades with other men.

After listening to the parties tear their dirty linen in public, the court noted that their marriage was an impossibility as, just like the Sahara desert lacked water, their marriage lacked sex with a seasoning of love and respect, and consequently divorced them.

However, before Chanda could take to his heels to go and enjoy his girlfriend as a new bachelor, the court ordered him to maintain the children he claims are not his until he subjects them to DNA and not just eye analysis.

By Mwiche Nalwimba

Kalemba

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