Chimbuya
By Dickson Jere
This is my elder brother Edgar Ngoma aka Angoni. He was baptised with white powder at the funeral of Dandy Crazy yesterday. He has identified the culprits of this act as musician Mozegator and actor Logic. I have put them on “Big Wanted” list.
You see, Wesley Chibambo aka Dandy Crazy was from Eastern Province (Chama), by descend. He couldn’t even construct a sentence in Nyanja and yet these two want to do Chimbuya. By all intent and purpose, Dandy Crazy was Kopala and therefore passes as a “Bemba”.
Anyway, Mozegator and Logic, be warned… you are on Big Wanted!
I thought you went to do chimbuya with Lozis…what happened? Fyalipwa?
Hahahaha …. Great laughter…!!
Iwe, Dick Jere,
Yes, the Lozis re our, ELIGIBLE, COUSINS , you the Easterners , you have become,our ,Stand by, Cousins.
( ATIOS,),,so just like in Football, there those who seat on the bench, Substitutes,
So when the , Lozis re around, We play CHIMBUYA, with them ,,and when,They re not around? Then we come to you, as Replacement,,
WAUTWA WENA BO JERE ,SHA,
Mr. Jere, you have got it wrong to claim that Kopala is Bemba. It’s actually Lamba and cosmopolitan just like Lusaka is Soli but Cosmopolitan.