PRESS STATEMENT
31st OCTOBER 2021
A GANG OF UNDERTAKERS HAVE EXHUMED THE BODY OF THE LATE PF AND ARE COMMANDING IT TO WALK
PF was certified dead by Zambians on 12 August and was immediately buried due to its decomposed state. Zambians got fade up with the spilling of innocent blood from the late PF. The late PF was notorious for stealing and mistreating innocent Zambians. However a gang of Undertakers have exhumed the late PF and are busy stitching up its skeleton to make it walk to life again. In their quest to make the late PF come back to life they are using tribalism and arrogance as the main ingredients. The late PF is gone forever, the undertakers have no capacity to bring back to life the once notorious, corrupt and brutal late PF. Zambians can’t accept the late PF, they are far better off with UPND and President HH.
Before the late PF mate his death he went round the Country burning markets and gassing innocent people. The late PF was very corrupt, leaving a huge debt behind. The late PF was so brutal that if he greets you with a fist you must respond with a fist otherwise your palm will be chopped off with a Panga. The late PF was not concerned about the welfare of the ordinary Zambian but about ukubwelelapo pa mupando. This is how Zambians will forever remember the late PF.
Zambians are very clever and are very much aware of who has money. The reason why some people are still close to the late PF is that they are able to get a cut from the looted money. Make no mistake; it’s not that Zambians have forgotten about the late PF’s brutality. Some people will be attracted to the dead PF’s body even by its bad smell as long as the Undertakers pays them something for a living.
We urge all Zambians to forget about the second coming of the late PF. History is there for people to see that once a Political Party is sent kuwire it can’t come back. PF can’t be resurrected. Zambians must not bother themselves about the Panga Family any more. Forget about those hallucinating that the late PF will rise from the dead.
Percy Chanda
UPND – NMC Member and Chairman for Mines