Not less than nine children are claiming to be sons and daughters of the late Paramount Chief Mpezeni, on away goal rule.
And the nine have since written to the Royal Family, through their lawyer, demanding to be included as beneficiaries of the late Paramount Chief’s estate.
Officially, it was reported that Paramount Chief Mpezeni had one child, within the barracks.
But now it has emerged that he had nine children hidden in the ‘grass’ from away matches, who are now demanding official recognition.
These children are Mirriam Jere, Phalesy Jere, Keepon Jere, David Jere, Mapeto Jere, Justina Jere, Monga Jere, Nandi Jere and Lemmy Jere.
Bane, those who are well vested in Ngoni traditions, can this emerging of bunderos of joy, albeit, from the bushes, change/tilt succession plans to the Paramount Chief throne?
Anyway, now you know that you don’t know why they say ungoni ni walwa, nyama and anakanzi.
Please, our ungoni friends and relatives, decommission all those bunderos of joy you have hidden in the ‘grass.’ We don’t want strange kids, your doppelganger, calling us “uncle” during your funeral.
Class Dismissed!
By Yona Musukwa