Given Katuta
Given Katuta

Hon. Given Katuta Mwelwa

HOW TO REMAIN POOR:

1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it’s finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.

3. Don’t think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the “uneducated”.
How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or homebased production? That’s for people who never went to school!

5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you’re wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday.

Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you’re such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can’t help you at old age.

Finally DEPEND on GOVERNMENT and wait for handouts..

Do you want to be prosperous? Look at your habit?

Have a Prosperous 2022

3 COMMENTS

  1. Nothing original in this Madam MP. It is all plagiarized. Stick to banal Parliamentary debates. If you could do all these things why go into politics?

  2. What a hypocrite! Always using stolen funds in election campaigns just to get into parliament where you get tax free hand-outs and await a handsome gratuity. After all is said and done, you pretend to be a proactive self-made lady. Your colleagues try not to brag when they enjoy these parliamentary privileges funded through tax payer’s money.

  3. She forgets its that same poor person’s contributions which gets her the powder she’s wearing and the data she’s used to post the rubbish meant to mock them.
    Just sit and eat ydiot.

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