BREAKING: Trump’s assistant photographed juggling FOUR phones and two laptops getting off the plane
Somewhere in America, a hardworking person is drowning in emails on one phone. Meanwhile, Trump’s executive assistant just stepped off Air Force One carrying four of them. Plus two laptops. In two hands.
Natalie Harp, the aide the White House press has taken to calling Trump’s “human printer,” was photographed this week hauling three phones in one hand and a fourth in the other as she followed the president to his golf course in Bedminster. Reports say her actual duties include fetching merchandise, running Google searches for him, printing out flattering articles from conservative websites, and suggesting Truth Social posts.
Let that sink in. This is a full-time, taxpayer-adjacent job. Four phones. Someone whose entire role appears to be making sure an 80-year-old man’s grievance-posting operation never goes offline for even a second.
The rest of the country gets one phone and a to-do list a mile long. Trump gets a personal aide carrying a small electronics store off the tarmac so his golf weekend runs smoothly.
There’s a whole country out here that could use that kind of hustle pointed at, say, lowering grocery prices. Instead it’s aimed at keeping the Truth Social feed warm. Priorities.-Really American