FARMER CATCHES WIFE IN A POULTRY WITH A WORKER
A farmer in Masansa area of Mkushi District has caught his wife red handed being engineered horizontally by a chicken run worker. A man only identified as Chimuka locked the poultry and set it ablaze but luckily the lady and the farmer worker were rescued by alert neighbors.
Mr. Chimuka who keeps goats, rear chickens and grow maize as well as soya beans had earlier travelled to Kasumbalesa to take his merchandise for sale. Little did he know that in fact his wife has become an object of horizontal engineering by a worker who looks after their chickens. On the material day, Chimuka returned from Kasumbalesa unannounced to his wife.
He arrived home around 13hrs last Saturday but noticed that his wife was not in sight. Upon entering his house, he found their one year six months old baby sleeping but wondered where the mother was. Her phone was also in the house.
But in this whole thing, it’s the chicken which were puzzled to see a ‘one eyed anaconda’ horizontally engineering from the chicken run. The three weeks broiler chickens were kept wondering as the two adulterous took turns to excite each other and drain the libido off their bodies.
Chimuka proceeded to check for the worker to inquire where his wife was. He was greeted with moaning within the poultry. He tiptoed into the makeshift poultry whose roof is made out of grass only to find his wife lying on sacks of Zambeef’s Novatek feed as the poultry worker engineered her on top. Chimuka’s “nakupezani” words disturbed the sexual match and infuriated the libido of the two who then jumped off each other realizing nkani yalula. But Chimuka was too angry to do anything other than lock the door to the Poultry and set it ablaze with the intention of killing them. When the fire built, the two adulterous individuals begun shouting, calling for help until a neighbor heard and rushed to help unlock the door. At the point, Chimuka had taken off believing he had successfully burnt his offenders. However, the mob built up. It was discovered that Mrs Chimuka was being engineered horizontally by the worker. The two were apprehended by the people and handed over to neighborhood. The matter is currently before traditional leaders. The events have been narrated to The Candidates by one of the followers of this platform.