Bishop Nkongolo’s failed prayers send him running
CHARISMATIC Reverend Bishop Dr Nkongolo popular for his lizard brown bleached hands and charcoal black knuckles has taken to running.
The ‘preacherman’ who by his accent seems to share a homeland with Son of The House Kings Malembe Malembe, Africa Cup winning defender Stoppila Nsunzu and poorly nourished musician Mumba Yachy, has left the pulpit to support his female church followers celebration of International Women’s Day which will be commemorated on March 5, 2022 by a Lusaka-based running club called ‘Ranchdale-Obama Obama Fitness Squad (ROFS)’.
After gaining plenty weight and love handles in his waist from the plenty ‘likes and offerings’ Bishop Nkongolo will not only use the Half Marathon to bless his followers with his G-string ripping jokes, but will also benefit by shedding some weight from his beefy holy body.
Meanwhile, organisers of the run have confirmed that runners will on March 5 assemble at Waterfalls Mall located at Kenneth Kaunda Airport Roundabout from where they will choose to participate in either the 21-km half marathon, 10km race, 5km run or walk it out all together!
Aside from the distinguished blessed presence of Bishop Nkongolo, Health Minister Sylvia Masebo will also pitch up.
For blessings, call 0977706787,0966182643 or 0969079888 to book a place in what is sure to be a great day of running and comedy.
Kalemba