M’MEMBE SECURES HELICOPTER FOR 2026 CAMPAIGNS
By Henry MWENJENGA
As 2026 elections are fast approaching, Fred M’membe of the Socialist Party has secured faster propelled helicopter to help him traverse the country.
His business associates in the fertilizer, fuel, drugs and same potholes business have pledged to fly him round the country.
M’membe’s personal doctor advised him not to engage in heavy road movements due to some complications.
Meanwhile another political party from somewhere, has pledged to donate a whooping 3 million dollars to M’membe for presidential campaigns.
The 2026 elections will be one of the flamboyant as opposition leaders are positioning to outweigh each other in terms of who has the political, economical and financial capacity to mobilise voters.
So far, the impaired PF is still in the darkness of who will lead them to the elections though the Miles Sampa faction is banking on filing their presidential candidate on Charles Chanda’s party (NCP) in an event that Robert Chabinga decides not to contest as President on the PF ticket due to legal battles.
Charles Chanda has however been complaining that the Miles Sampa PF promised to give him a hilux, two houses and money to a tune of 5 million but that this has not been done and yet they continue to use his party for filing of their candidates.- Koswe
Mmembe would be a disaster for this country.
M’membe becoming the president of Zambia. His daughter can be the cabinet minister.
Ofcourse it’s from Koswe…and it’s usual Anonymous sources. State house Rogue media.. Journalism Terrorism..the same Zambia Watchdog Terror.
The days of such Rogues and Terrorists masquerading as Journalists are numbered.
Come 14th August, 2026 such Rogues and Terrorists will be history..and so too will be the paid Tr***l Zealots. Back to where they came from.
We want a Zambia of decent discourse.
Not the nonsense we have been subjected to from 2006.
The Helicopter can’t win membe elections. People are not looking for helicopters, they are looking for someone with a clear vision to take Zambia to another prosperous level. And that is hh. They are not looking for tax evaders. You can bring 10 helicopters or more you still get your usual 3 votes.
Fred M’membe is unlikely to win an election because he has already tarnished his reputation by trying to discredit others, aiming to scandalize them instead. He is a disillusioned man struggling with pride, arrogance, and ego.
He has been holding onto bitterness and jealousy. He tends to talk and write excessively, solely to undermine and belittle innocent individuals. No rational person would vote for him, as it would simply be a waste of votes.
After wasting four good years spewing vitriol against HH and UPND, Mmembe is now panicking. He has realized that hatred and bitterness against other people can never win him votes. The votes are with the people he shunned while he was busy fighting HH using his foul mouth and mind. The millions he will waste flying around can be better utilized by helping the poor in our country.
Congratulations to Fred for the helicopter offered to him and his party.I agree with Kapoma Kabaso, a helicopter can not win someone an election.
There are qualities which the electorates look for in identifying best leaders. For example HH can even use bicycles and win the election big time.You know the love for people,which HH has is amazing indeed.The man loves his people so much that’s why he attends to their needs well and promptly.HH “hape ni hape” Lozi meaning again and again.